Sun Jun 10 2007 7:32am PDT
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... i am walking around the parking lot at work. people seem to be running around in a panic. some of my friends are there and they tell me a black hole is heading toward earth.
as i comes closer the tides are huge and come rolling through town. somehow we are able to walk on water and we roll with the waves and have fun with it knowing that soon we will die from suffication or worse. as the black hole passes over i can see high clouds disappear and we are able to jump really high. i tell tj that on the next pass it will probably be able to suck us off the earth.
as we are surfing around on the water i see the black hole rise in the east. a big black circle with a red rim. the tides come again.
looking around for something to hold onto so i wont get sucked off the earth i walk to the road and onto the launchpad for a rocket to mars. i go up the elevator suited up and ready to launch. i get in the smallish two seat pod. i think well it will be pointless to go if no woman goes with me. plus there doesnt seem to be any food in the pod. so i jump out and ask if there is a girl that is coming with me? no one seems to know. so i leave to bring one with me.
i wind up at the movie theater with a girl. she gives her ticket to the ticket taker but i walk by. the ticket taker freaks and calls security. a theater employee comes up to me and asks for my ticket so i pull it out of my pocket and show it to her. they accept it and leave. me and my date go to get popcorn. somehow i have a bag to refill so i ask for a refill as they have free refills. or so i thought. for some reason the security guard was doing my popcorn. she tells me they have "adjusted" refills. she fills my bag half way and leaves the popcorn scoop at the counter with still more popcorn in it. so i put the rest of the popcorn in my bag. she then goes to charge me for a bag of popcorn because of it. i tell her im not paying for it. you have free refills. we get into a little argument where i inform her that you didnt tell me what adjusted meant so i should get the free refill. then i ask for the manager. getting angry. and then i wake....